50 Ways to Say Goodbye… Or 11??? [VIDEO]

50 Ways to Say Goodbye… Or 11??? [VIDEO]

I think we can all agree, breaking up is hard to do... Especially if it was a long term relationship. Fielding the questions about the whos and the whys can become bothersome at best. Sometimes it's just easier to say they're GONE... Or in the band Train's case, they're DEAD! In the song 50 Ways to Say Goodbye, Train supposedly gives you 50 ways to kill off your ex... Or do they? I only count 11...

1. She went down in an airplane

2. Fried getting suntanned

3. Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

4. Met a shark under water

5. Fell and no one caught her

6. She was caught in a mudslide

7. Eaten by a lion

8. Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

9. She dried up in the desert

10. Drowned in a hot tub

11. Danced to death at an east side night club

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are
I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you diedMy pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you diedI wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love...but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

 

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