I hate timeline something serious, but I actually considered making the switch for a hot second when I saw this.

Buzzfeed posted "30 Awesome '90s Heartthrob Facebook Timeline Banners", and they did a decent job of representing the important men from my teen years. Leonardo diCaprio, N'Sync (shut up), Devon Sawa, Jonathan Brandis (RIP), JTT, Jared Leto, Joey Lawrence... there's even a banner that's just Joey's vest. Well, vest and chest, natch.

Sorry, dudes... nothing for you by way of hot female celebs of the '90s. Yet.