Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kim Kardashian Tells Jay Leno She’s Not Fat and Her Kid Won’t Have a Stupid Name [VIDEOS]
On 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' last night (March 28), Kim Kardashian responded to her haters (read: the world) about reports calling her fat when she's just pregnant and even more reports that she's naming her kid silly things like North and Khrist.
‘Harry Potter’ Actor Richard Griffiths Dead at 65
British actor Richard Griffiths, best known for his role as the magic-hating Uncle Vernon in the 'Harry Potter' series, died on Thursday, March 28 from complications following heart surgery. He was 65.
StarDust: Snooki Offers Anderson Cooper Some of Her Breast Milk + More
- Snooki wants Anderson Cooper to drink her breast milk. Worst drinking game ever.
Pink Stopped a Concert to Console a Crying Little Girl Because She’s Awesome That Way [VIDEO]
The always-sublime Pink earned herself more awesome points last weekend when, as she was performing at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly on March 17, she stopped mid-song to comfort a young fan.
Olivia Wilde Takes Jason Sudeikis to a Strip Club, Proves She’s the Best Fiancee Ever
Further proving she's a keeper, actress Olivia Wilde recently took her betrothed, comedian and 'SNL' cast member Jason Sudeikis, on a romantic date at a strip club. Because making it rain at home is just no fun at all.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Really Is Being Booted from ‘The View’ + Barbara Walters Is Mad It Was Leaked
Things have been a tad messy for the lineup on 'The View,' with long-running host Joy Behar leaving, Brooke Shields rumored to be taking her place and right-wing conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck facing firing rumors that Barbara Walters herself denied on the show last week.
Publicly, anyway. Behind closed doors? Well, that's another story.
Lindsay Lohan’s Case Goes to Trial on Monday
Even though Lindsay Lohan could have gotten out of her recent legal woes by taking a plea deal, she refused every single offer made to her -- and will thus go to trial on Monday, March 18.
Mark your calendars, kids. Miss Lohan could be facing up to 245 days in jail for her probation gaffe. Or, you know, probably not, since she's a celebrity and all.
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.
StarDust: Rebel Wilson + Channing Tatum Make Us Want to Watch the MTV Movie Awards + More
- Rebel Wilson rides Channing Tatum to promote the MTV Movie Awards.
So Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now [PHOTOS]
Oh, Amanda Bynes. What are we going to do with you.
The actress troubled media fodder (who's tried in the past to make turbans happen and likes celebrating holidays with her breasts) is now using Twitter to reveal a whole new Amanda Bynes.
Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Take a Plea Deal That Ends in Jail, Rehab, or Anything Not Fun
Lindsay Lohan could potentially avoid her March 18 trial date if she accepts a plea deal from the prosecution for lying to the cops, but she still refuses to take any offer that ends in either jail time or rehab.
Mostly because she's waiting for the plea that ends in ice cream and hugs -- but the prosecution seems set in making sure Lindsay is locked up somehow.
Ryan Lochte + Carmen Electra Spotted Kissing and Canoodling [PHOTOS]
Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.
We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.