Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.
Texas Tech Cheerleader’s Hunting Photos Stir Outrage With Animal Activists
Animal rights activists across the globe have expressed outrage at photos posted to Facebook by a 19-year-old Texas Tech cheerleader.
What Dads REALLY Want For Father’s Day
If you're a dad, chances are you're getting some ties, socks and, if you're lucky, a sweet "No. 1 Dad" mug this Sunday. But what do you REALLY want? According to dads on the Internet, the wish list is pretty simple.
According to dads on Reddit, here's what they really want this Father's Day:
Family in Beeville Attacked By Massive Swarm of Bees
A family in Beeville, Texas was attacked by a massive swarm of bees, making the town the most appropriately named town ever.
Man Pretended to be Podiatrist to Suck Walmart Shoppers’ Toes, Police Say
While most people would rather have a sleepover at the DMV than suck on the feet of Walmart shoppers, police say one man came up with an elaborate scheme to lick as many Walmart feet as he could get his tongue on.
Kanye Buying Kim Kardashian Burger King As Wedding Gift?
Kanye West is taking romance to a whole new, weird level. The 36-year-old rapper is reportedly buying Kim Kardashian 10 Burger King restaurants in Europe as a wedding gift.
Texan’s Jaw-Dropping Beatboxing Skills Earning National Attention
You may not know his name, but if you're on the Internet (and we know you are because you're reading this), you've likely seen some of Vincent Marcus' videos. Thanks to his dead-on impressions and jaw-dropping beatboxing skills, the Texas native has earned Internet fame and currently has more than 1.8 million followers on the video-sharing app Vine.
Officials Say 12 Bodies Recovered at Texas Fertilizer Blast Site
The bodies of 12 people have been recovered from the site of the fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas, officials said on Friday.
10 Adorably Terrifying Valentines By Kids
Children's unfiltered honesty can be as heart-meltingly adorable as it is embarrassing. (What parent hasn't wished for an invisibility cloak after a loud proclamation by their child in the middle of the grocery store?) Valentine's Day gives kids a chance to put that honesty to good use while telling their family members how much they care...
Talking to Children About Tragedy in Wake of Connecticut School Shooting
How do you explain the unexplainable to children? Today, parents across the country, including myself, were faced with this -- fumbling over words while explaining the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown - located only 20 miles away from my own daughter's elementary school.