“Chinese Food” is the New “Friday”

From the same guy that unleashed Rebecca Black's hit "Friday" a few years ago, we have a new ode to the wonders of Chinese food.Rebecca Black got down on Friday, and Allison Gold gets down with lo mein. The same guy who produced the first really annoying tween anthem, Patrice Wilson, is back, this time in a creepy panda suit. He also raps. Because every hit song needs a rap verse by a man at least twice the lead singer's age hanging out in their bedroom in an animal costume.

I don't know, I'm making fun of "Chinese Food," but I'm really ready for some lunch, and I'm thinking an egg roll could be in my future.

Have a Two-fer Tuesday, and listen to Friday!