This really made me think about my dog.  She ain't much.  4lbs. of purebred Mexican Chihuahua fun.   We got her at Halloween 3 years ago, so we named her Boo.

She barks when you breath on the front door.   She scratches to go in and out, and when she has accidents they are always nice and firm...lol.  Thanks Boo for all you do!