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Celebrate Graduation Day With Funny Commencement Haikus

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It’s graduation time for many students. What better way to celebrate than with some funny haikus about graduation and commencement?

Kellie, J-Si, Jenna and Big Al each wrote a haiku for graduation. Which one is your favorite?

Check them out below, and leave your own graduation haiku in the comment section below.

Kellie Rasberry’s haiku

Graduation Day
Mama, Daddy, see them cry
My diploma — tear

Big Al Mack’s haiku

Adult, Bills Vote Drink
Hangover, Groggy, Breath, Stink
Remember, Their Names

J-Si’s haiku

Make sure to study
Make sure you party real hard
Just don’t get pregnant

Jenna’s haiku

Freshman fifteen true
Regrets happen after 2
Don’t drink trashcan punch

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