Kate Winslet Married A Guy Named Ned Rocknroll
In a lovely little private ceremony where she was walked down the aisle by
Jack Dawson Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet married Abel Smith Ned Rocknroll.
He was born Abel Smith and one day thought to himself "What a boring name. I don't like it. From here on out, I shall be known as Ned Rocknroll!" And a judge agreed, and so it was made legal. Ridiculous, but legal. His name is Ned Rocknroll. (I'm dying to know where "Ned" came from.)
I should also mention that he's Richard Branson's nephew, which means he's rich. Super rich. And rich people do weird things sometimes because it gets boring counting your money, so you have to mix it up.
Mazel tov to the happy couple. (source)