I've never been to London and after seeing this video, I don't believe I ever want to go...

So what's worse when it comes to Subway trains... The ones with rats like NYC or the ones with naked male pole dancers in London?

Yes, this totally happened, and yes, it's exactly what you're imagining in your head. Some guy on a Subway car in London was filmed stripping down to his underwear. That alone would make a headline, but this guy didn't stop there. Nope, he then spent a considerable amount of time literally oiling himself up.

Once again, that alone would make for a bigger headline. You think this guy was finished?? Absolutely not! He then decided to treat the guests with a nice pole dance while they went through their commute.

Afterwards, the guy left the train, still half-naked and oily, and went on his way.

You have to see this!