Okay so there was a glass wall between the monkey and the man, but this gave me a chuckle today so I thought I would share.

 

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

 

And that is just what the monkey did. For some reason I was reading this fast and thought it said donkey. I really wanted to see a donkey kick this guy. You would think I would be kinder on Friday, but no.