Sometimes you hear a story so tragic/silly, you just have to laugh. Check out some of the goofiest dumb-criminal headlines from the last week in the Lufkin and Nacogdoches area. They're a doozy.

By the way, the offender on the left is responsible for losing his cocaine; the gal on the right is in trouble for stealing makeup and blaming her sister.

[Read the original stories at Kicks 105 (money cleansing); KTRE (Walmart cocaine); Lufkin Daily News (makeup bandit)]