Russia To Host Their Own Private Olympics Due To Ban
Russia is banned from this year's Winter Olympics thanks to a state sponsored doping scandal, though 169 athletes are competing as neutrals. Russia President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev are basically giving the Olympic committee the middle finger and hosting their own competition for the athletes who weren't allowed to go to Pyeongchang, and athletes from a few other countries.
Cue up your best terrible Russian accent ... World doesn't ban Russia from Olympics. Russia bans world from Olympics!