Teens Try to Steal Old Lady’s Car, Fail Because They Can’t Drive a Stick
Three teenagers pointed a gun at 71-year-old Nancy Fredrickson and demanded her keys. She handed them over and the kids jumped into the car, but there was one problem...
"I got a 5-speed in there, and they couldn't figure out how to get it going."
Oh. My. God. Bless their hearts. (h/t Gawker)