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Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her.
But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
Miley Cyrus Dishes to Elle UK About Life, Love + Liam [PHOTOS, VIDEO]
In a new interview, Miley Cyrus talked about how she and fiance Liam Hemsworth want to keep their relationship quiet now. Okay then.
Justin Timberlake Gushes About Marriage to Jessica Biel on ‘Ellen’ [VIDEO]
Justin Timberlake dropped by Ellen Degeneres' talk show on Thursday, April 25, and had nothing but good things to say about his marriage to bombshell Jessica Biel.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
Chris Brown + Rihanna Call It Quits. Again. Maybe.
Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
Shain Gandee’s Funeral Expenses Will Be Covered by ‘Buckwild’ Producers
The production companies behind the MTV show 'Buckwild' will be paying the funeral expenses for Shain Gandee, the 21-year-old reality star who was found dead inside his truck on April 1.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
Joan Rivers Reissues Kelly Osbourne’s ‘Fashion Police’ Badge [PHOTO]
Two weeks after suffering a seizure on the set of her E! show 'Fashion Police,' Kelly Osbourne returned to the set yesterday, March 21, for her first taping since scaring the scare.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shown the Door on ‘The View,’ While Joy Behar Escorts Herself Out
'The View' couch got a little lighter this week after the announcement that Elisabeth Hasselbeck and veteran Joy Behar would both be leaving the show -- but for very different reasons.