office wars

When you're working in close quarters with the same people for long periods of time, the air can get a bit hostile now and then. While there's no way everyone in an office can get along perfectly, there are a few employees who find it hard to tolerate offensive actions, like eating other peoples' lunches or stuffing toilet paper in between the stalls so no one sees them on the toilet. It happens.

While our Business Office Manager was out picking up some new plastic tables for us at Home Depot today, someone wrapped her office in toilet paper.  I call it 'terlet paper' because it's fun to say, and it's not really toilet paper.  It's one ply.  Real toilet paper is soft and has names like ULTRA and STRONG.  This is John Wayne toilet paper.