It's the time when we have to worry about those loathsome thieves who like to take our packages. However, one California man learned his porch pirate was not human, but of the furry, four legged kind.
In the immortal words, from the genius that was the C&C Music Factory. 'It's your world and I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut, so get on the obstacle course'. I think that was it?