I was born and raised in Texas, and I've never lived anywhere else. (That always throws people when they find out that I don't use the word "y'all" or eat barbecue.) I'm a proud graduate of SFA, where I got a degree in communications. Now I talk to myself and play on the internet for a living. My five worst habits, in no particular order, are: biting my nails, refusing to answer incoming phone calls (I'd rather text), correcting people's spelling and grammar, spending too much time online, and occasionally using a fake English accent.
Karah
Man Arrested After Mistaking Airplane Door For Bathroom Door
A guy on a KLM flight from Edinburgh to Amsterdam got up to go to the bathroom, and tried to open the plane's door (like, the one that exits the plane) instead of the bathroom door.
I don't know how that happened. They... don't look alike...
Mom Sent Teenager An Invoice After His Bad Behavior
A 13-year-old lied to his mom about doing his homework, and she was not cool with that.
When I realized he had lied to me about homework, I put time constrictions to his internet access. He, then, informed me I couldn't control him. He was a free person...
Watch A Guy Destroy His Own Mercedes With A Golf Club
That's a hell of a swing he's got there.
Google tells me this car is worth about $143,000. He must have been really pissed.
According to Auto Evolution, the 33-year-old took his pricey car to the Shin Sung Motors dealership in Guangzhou, China, looking for a refund after his car kept stalling
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23-Year-Old Model Eats 20 Cheeseburgers In 16 Minutes
And she probably didn't gain a pound.
Model Nela Zisser challenged vlogger Erik the Electric to a cheeseburger eating contest. Guess who won?
Here's Erik's video.
She kicked his bum. (h/t Elite Daily)
Last Living 9/11 Dog Gets A Sweet 16 Party
Ground Zero was Bretagne's first ever time out as a first responder, and she just turned 16-years-old on Wednesday. She got a trip to New York City to celebrate, and there was even a Times Square billboard put up in her honor. Bretagne lives with her owner/handler, Denise, in Cypress, Texas...
4-Year-Old Boy And Dog Rescued From 23 Foot Hole
The 4-year-old boy's family says the think he went looking for his missing dog, and that's how he ended up in the 23-foot hole. The boy was in there for a few hours for being rescued, but the dog could have been there for days. The family didn't even realize the hole was there before this incident...
Tom Hardy Brought His Dog To The London Premiere Of ‘Legend’
Not many celebs would bring their dog along to a premiere. That's one of the reasons women LOVE them some Tom Hardy. Well, that and the lips.
I mean, seriously. Look at these two!
Adoption is love! ❤
Fishermen Find Kittens In A Lake
They were out catfishing, but these guys weren't expecting to find actual cats.
The kittens saw the boat and swam to it, probably hoping to be rescued after someone abandoned them. They weren't feral at all, so.
When they got back to shore, the kittens were given to a family with two little girls...
Woman Gets Frostbite On Her Face After Trying To Get High On Canned Air In Walmart
This woman was found huffing a can of Ultra Duster in a Kansas Walmart.
Miley Cyrus Goes Undercover To Talk To Americans About How Much They Dislike Her
Miley poses as an Australian reporter on the street to talk to Americans about how much they dislike Miley Cyrus.
Viral Facebook Post Focuses On Josh Duggar’s Wife, Anna, And Raising Little Girls
First news came out that Josh Duggar molested five little girls as a teen, including two of his sisters. His wife, Anna, stood by him and revealed that she knew about the molestation before they married.
Would You Drink An Entire Bottle Of Booze To Prevent TSA From Throwing It Out?
A woman in China named Zhao recently downed an entire $189 bottle of Rémy Martin XO Excellence to keep customs from tossing it.