Chris Brown, a man known for his calm demeanor*, was caught on video recently using a homophobic slurs and bad grammar.  A TMZ paparazzo was filming when Chris Brown almost got a parking ticket and responded by yelling "Y'all n*ggas is weak" and "Y'all n*ggas is g*y".  Somehow in there, he charmed his way out of the ticket, too.  Sounds like an average day in the life of Chris Brown!

*Sarcasm, in case it wasn't obvious.