Okay, I will admit it, am not a huge sports fan. I especially don't watch ANY basketball games. But when there is a captivating player, a song parody of a current song, and guys in fake beards I take notice. I have been thinking about growing a super sweet beard. I already have the creepy mustache goatee thing, and I could just extend it a bit and it would be a beard...but the wife no likey. I am lucky to keep the 90's lame goat.