A Jedi Parking Director Uses A Mini-Segway And The Force To Bring Some Fun To His Job
Darth Mike is a self proclaimed “Jedi Parking Director” who uses a miniature segway and a lightsaber to direct traffic in and out of his parking lot.
It must be tough out there for a force sensitive human with no Sith warriors to fight on a daily basis, so Darth Mike here does the best he can to feed the little Jedi in his life.
His lightsaber can’t be missed, but we can’t help but to think he’d be more efficient if he wore a reflective belt over his dark robes. He could drape it over his shoulder like Chewbacca’s bandoleer, but it might cramp what little style he actually has.
Watch the video for yourself and let us know if you think Darth Mike here is cool, or should be put in a psychiatric ward. Although, with the excitement of Star Wars looming over everyone all over again, we can’t really blame the guy for using his toys from home to make his seemingly mundane job a little more fun.
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We’re also trying not tho think too much about the fact that he calls himself “Darth Mike,” and wears black robes … Could Mike here be a Sith, and if that’s the case, should we really trust him when he stops traffic for pedestrians?