June 27, 2012 I've been out before with someone who has a nasty habit of slipping off their wedding ring and putting it in their pocket after a few drinks. Maybe her husband should look into investing in one of these?
Dumb = Committing a crime.
Dumber = Inadvertently dialing someone while you are committing the crime.
Dumbest = That someone you dialed is the 9-1-1 dispatch.
June 26, 2012 So this is creepy. It's a website that posts public Facebook statuses.
I know it's tiny... here's what a few of them say. Under the heading "Who wants to get fired?":
It’s a fact that a lot of babies don’t start growing hair until they are one or two years of age. So what’s a mom to do with a bald baby girl? Buy a baby wig! O.k. I’ll just go ahead and say it. Are you kidding me?
June 20, 2012 Okay I have a fat cat (his name is Jack) and could perhaps be a record holder. He has to be around 40 pounds - no joke.
Now don't get me wrong he is a big cat, without the extra weight. I have a dog and another "regular" cat. Problem is that you can't really restrict food from Jack. He will eat the dogs food when we aren't looking, plus eat all the cat food. I feel like he would have to be in a house with restricted access to food.
June 18, 2012 She's Baaaack! Here it is, the second installment of 'Overly Attached Girlfriend' is here. It's like a Christmas present from a friend that you didn't know you even had. Yep, creepy stuff. If you don't remember her first video where she remade Justin Beiber's Boyfriend. This time, she’s covering Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe".
I don't know what to think about this. It's a robot that comforts you on your deathbed and records your time of death for doctors. Have we taken human touch out of everything? I hate the thought that many people die alone, but I think I'd rather pray than be consoled by a soulless machine.
June 13, 2012 On Saturday, May 26th Miami police found a naked 31-year-old man, Rudy Eugene, attacking a 65-year-old homeless man, Ronald Poppo, and chewing on his face. We are not talking about a little face sampling, doctors estimate that he ate about 75% of the guys face.
June 7, 2012 While Justin Beiber is worlds away on tour in Europe, what is a rabid JB fan to do? If you guessed make a crazy video of her singing her version of 'Boyfriend' you would be correct.
June 5, 2012 Click it or Ticket, I am sure you are familiar with that one, but what about having to buckle up your pooch? Here in East Texas it's not uncommon to see a dog in the back of a pickup bed, or with it's head out the window
For many parents, the idea of their children playing with toys guns is a hotly debated one. Well, a gun range in Texas has made things even more complicated by offering to host birthday parties for kids as young as eight.
June 1, 2012 I think this works on all cats. When you scratch around the base of their tail, it creates some involuntary crazy actions. Some are different than others, but my cat Jack does this exact same thing. I wouldn't recommend doing this to a cat you don't know. They could turn on you quickly and bite.
