ASOS is making headlines for selling these crotchless jeans by Ragged Priest ($119 on the US site), which are actually a knockoff of a nearly $600 pair that were released by a fancy-schmancy French designer in mid-2017.

Call me crazy, but if I spend that much money on a pair of pants, I expect them to come with a crotch, a back, a zipper, pockets ... the whole she-bang.

I've been searching the ASOS website, though, and I can't find this particular pair, so they may have been pulled after several big news outlets ripped on them. HOWEVER, you can still get this beautiful pair of olive green chap things, which are almost as hideous.

h/t Unilad