Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Justin Bieber the Intended Victim of an Incredibly Twisted Kill + Castrate Plot
Deep in the heart of New Mexico, a convicted murderer was making plans to kill and castrate Justin Bieber -- until the guy had a change of heart.
Weird, but not so weird that it couldn't become a Lifetime movie.
Jennifer Lawrence Deemed ‘Most Desirable Woman’ as Kim Kardashian Almost Falls Off the List
The results are in for AskMen's annual 'Most Desirable Woman' poll, and Jennifer Lawrence (or as we call her, "Katniss Everdeen without the filter") took this year's No. 1 spot.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, who was at No. 8 last year, dropped a whopping 90 spots down the ladder, metaphorically hitting her chin on every rung as she fell.
Steven Tyler Gives Nicki Minaj an Apology She Doesn’t Deserve [VIDEO]
Steven Tyler took to Canadian television to apologize to upcoming 'American Idol' judge Nicki Minaj for some comments he made that she took as racist even though no one in their right mind would.
Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch
Mitt Romney, Madonna + More Land on GQ’s List of 2012’s Least Influential People
Barbara Walters may have her generically boring 'Most Fascinating People' list for 2012, but to us, GQ's 'Least Influential People' list is a lot more interesting.
Favorites include failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, vehicular danger Amanda Bynes, palate destroyer Guy Fieri, the hilariously titled "Whoever Directed John Carter," and perennial Oscar host Billy Crystal.
Congratula
Anna Nicole Smith’s Daughter Is Already a Model. We Fear This Will Not End Well. [PHOTOS]
Dannielynn Birkhead, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is following in her mother's footsteps -- no, not the ones with a penchant for breast implants, drugs and octogenarians.
Like her mom, young Dannielynn is now a GUESS model.
Today in Halle Berry: Restraining Orders Fly as Gabriel Aubry’s Perfect Face Is Ruined [PHOTOS]
After the Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry's household between her fiance Olivier Martinez and her baby daddy/ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry, Aubry came back with a battered face -- and a fistful of court papers.
Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber Are Totally Broken Up Except Maybe They Aren’t
After news hit of a breakup between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, even more news was announced that the Biebs was trying to win her back, that they were sharing a bed and now that they're possibly back together after a very public fight.
Whoever's in charge of updating their respective relationship statuses on Facebook must be exhausted.
Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail for Being the Lying Liar She Is
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.
Channing Tatum Will Be Crowned 2012’s Sexiest Man Alive. Probably.
A lot of factors go into choosing PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive -- everything from visibility in the media to how much handsome was bestowed upon you at birth. And, oh yeah, a rockin' bod definitely doesn't hurt.
But this year, the factors considered seemed to come down to one: The level of attractiveness while wearing a tie without a shirt and doing it beautifully. Which is probably why 'Ma
Kristen Stewart Understands Love Triangles but Irony Escapes Her
Kristen Stewart apparently has little sense of irony -- because while promoting 'Breaking Dawn – Part 2' in Tokyo, the dour starlet waxed poetic about the trials and tribulations of being pursued by two men.
On screen, of course.