How To End Water Cooler Talk
Tired of chit-chatting around the water cooler? I was, so while I was getting water today, I broke the water cooler tap handle. I guess I just don't know my own strength.
I should have been born in the 1800's. Back when things were made of metal. Men, strong men, were using them day in and day out. Burly men that chopped down trees with an axe. No chainsaws or log splitter machines to be seen.
Since birth, plastic as been the spurn of my existence. There are pictures of me, wearing some plastic underwear. I wore cloth diapers, and they put this shower cap looking thing over it in case my diaper leaked.
I wanted rid of those so bad I potty trained at an early age. Straight to the potty chair for me ASAP. There are also pictures of me as a child with the potty chair, plastic bowl on my head. I can only dream that it was cleaned. Luckily the porcelain was better.
So there you go, just perfect. No telling how long this will go before it's fixed. Add it to my tab.
Yep, you just read a story about my diaper days along with a picture of our broken water cooler. I did my best trying to fix the thing. I even printed out the word, "Nope" to scotch tape above the snapped off dispenser, just in case people aren't sure of what's different when they get their water.