Top 14 Fastest Sure-Fire Ways to Piss Off Every Real Texan
Are you a relatively easy-going Texan, but there are still some things that even you just can't let go? Bad drivers? Rude shoppers? Dallas Cowboy haters? Yeah, me too. From Dallas, TX to San Antonio, TX we've compiled a list of sure fire ways to piss a Texan right off.
Texans are a proud people with proud traditions. For residents on The Lone Star State there's pretty much a right way and a wrong way to do everything -- and if you're wrong we usually aren't too shy about letting you know it.
Let's get a big one out of the way first. The contraction for "You all" is written "y'all." The apostrophe holds the place of the "ou" in "you." It's not just randomly hanging out between the "a" and first "l". If you find yourself still having a problem remembering this just remember that "OU" sucks.
Most of the time we are a fairly laid back people, but there are, without a doubt, a few ways to get us fired up. Here are the top 14 ways to piss off anyone in Dallas, Texas...and well, Texas in general.
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